Hello Branson Critic!! My name is Tara, and my mother, Shirley,
wrote the loooooooooong review about Tony Roi, which you
titled “Screaming Women.” I would like to add my voice and my
support for Tony.
Everything she said about Tony and his
Elvis Experience is
absolutely true! When she and my aunt first told us about it, my
sister and I really did think they were exaggerating or just crazy;
but after they took us to Branson to relive our “Memories of the
King,” we found that they were right. Tony just BLEW US AWAY!! It
does take you back in time to when you were in love with Elvis; but
it brings you into a new time, when you are in love with Tony.
Tony’s voice is amazing. The band is great, his backup
singers are wonderful, and you never want the show to end. But
when it does, you find that the man himself is even greater than his
show – he is kind and loving to his fans, he just oozes charm and
charisma – not to mention he is drop-dead gorgeous!! (Check out
those eyes!!)
I’ve “heard” tell that Bucky and his brother chase the Blues away;
and I’ve been told that the Haygoods are really “good;” and they say
that Darren Romeo performs spellbinding magic illusions. But Tony is
NOT AN ILLUSION – HE IS PURE MAGIC!! I think I’ve discovered his
other identity – he is the keeper of the long sought after Fountain
of Youth!! And the women just keep coming back to the well.
My mother just moved here from South Dakota, and she and I share a
home - together with the “New Man” in her life. He’s EVERYWHERE!! In
the living room, in the family room, in all the stereos, in her van,
on her keychain, and yes, even in her bedroom(!), in a little corner
she calls the “Tony Shrine!” Keep in mind that she is now 63,
and for her recent birthday, she received a bottle of what is now
referred to as “Essence of Tony” – the fragrance he always wears!!
Most Senior Citizens’ rooms smell like Ben-Gay…….my mother’s room
smells like Tony Roi!!
Now she’s so young she thinks she’s a cheerleader………I found this on
her computer the other day…………..can you believe it??
Tony, Tony, he’s our man –
If he can’t thrill you, no one can!!
Tony, Tony, Tony Roi –
He give his fans so much joy!! (SAY WHAT??)
Tony, Tony, he’s the best –
He’s much better than all the rest!!
It’s not enough to just be said –
Get off your duffs – get on the Web!!
If YOU don’t vote, HE can’t win –
And we all know that would be a sin!!
I know computers can be unnerving –
But give it a shot – he’s so deserving!!
If you call yourself a fan –
PROVE IT, PROVE IT!!
Time is short, so –
MOVE IT, MOVE IT!! (SEE WHAT I MEAN??)
I ‘m afraid that if Tony doesn’t win it all this year, I’m going to
have to call in professional help!! And if this nonsense doesn’t
stop, and if my mother doesn’t start doing her homework..oops..I
mean HOUSEWORK – I’m going to have to ground that woman!!
So I ask you - who else in Branson can turn a 63 year old woman into
a CRAZED teenager?? ONLY TONY!! I’d call that REAL MAGIC, wouldn’t
you??
-Tara Hendricks, KS
Editors Note - Great Review!!!
